Testimonial for Adventure Wild
Neil and Colleen Allen
Year of Tour: 2016
Hi Simone John Phil and Liz.
I like to change the words to songs and sing to people to make them smile. I sang this around the table on our last night. Enjoy.
To the tune of “You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille ” by Kenny Rogers.
Chorus
You picked the Gibb River road to take us on Phil and Liz.
5000 corrugations – nowhere to take a whiz.
We’ve had a Wild time – No not a mild time.
We took the tour choc full of fizz.
You picked the Kimberley to take us on Phil and Liz.
Verse 1
August 2016 – the tour group, it was 13.
They picked us up 6am from Broome.
We headed to Derby – the road was straight not curvy.
Count river crossings was our game.
First stop was Tunnel Creek.
Later met Moo who wasn’t meek – he slobbered his saliva over Liz.
Many crossings they were empty, Gorges there were plenty.
Where you from mate? Colleen had to play that quiz.
Repeat Chorus
Verse 2
Sex kitten Sandra- known as Attenborough
Howard Priscilla – Sir Galahad
Mike was the quiet bloke, Linda she got heat stroke – lucky for her it wasn’t bad.
Bosom buddies Cheryl and Pam
One night they gobbled bush lamb
Gave each other as good as they got.
Sally – post natal nurse from Tammin- hubby John took pictures like a demon.
They brought along sweet swag roller Jim.
Repeat Chorus
Verse 3
Lost towel Kununurra
Hearing aids Purnululu
Phone chargers, toothpaste and a hat.
Sunglasses and washing line
Coffee cups, but never wine
Sandra now 60 lost her youth.
Clean socks always dirty
And some feet did hurty
But somehow we found what was lost.
The team helped each other
Liz and Phil they played Mother
For many their bucket list crossed.
Repeat Chorus
Verse 4
Neil he was not well
But the group treated him very well
The food was bloody great what can I say.
Most nights we had a fire – the bar it just got higher.
Briefings let us know what to expect next day.
Phil was a great driver, thanks to him we’re all survivors.
Liz, well she’s a kitchen whiz.
We’d just like to thankyou;
Some might even say knight you!
I dub you Sir Phil and Dame Liz.
Chorus Repeat
With Last line sang twice – and changed to:
We had a great time -thanks to Phil and Liz.
Regards
Kimberley Colxx
Rating 4.5/5